take it slow.
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basically: 


Jordan.
Bay Area. 19. CSU Chico.

Still trying to figure things out.
Always happy. No regrets.

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I don't really give a fuck.
I post about me and cute shit.

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Had to screenshot it. Robbin’ disneyland.Dem minnies tho. 

Had to screenshot it.

Robbin’ disneyland.

Dem minnies tho. 

Your mouth is as dirty as your wiener.

Your mouth is as dirty as your wiener.

Just staying in today. It’ll just be me with no make up, tv, and flashcards. And ice cream. Maybe. It looks like it says “Chico Star”My side boob consumed the “te” in state. k. 

Just staying in today. It’ll just be me with no make up, tv, and flashcards.

And ice cream.
Maybe. 

It looks like it says “Chico Star”
My side boob consumed the “te” in state.
k. 

I’m so ballin’ I have two TVs.

Less than 13” tubes. One has a DVD player, and one has a VCR player. 

I’m so ballin’ I have two TVs.

Less than 13” tubes. One has a DVD player, and one has a VCR player. 


Daddy plays madden 12 on ps3.

“Funa_Scare_uStr8”

Daddy plays madden 12 on ps3.

“Funa_Scare_uStr8”

One thing that helps me lose weight.Goal clothes. It would be pretty insane for me to buy clothes for retail price, not knowing if I’ll ever fit them or not. That’s why my goal clothes are usually thrifted. I got these high waisted shorts a while back, and they hardly buttoned.  Now I can fit them pretty nicely, although I should wait to get thinner to wear them out. For 1.99$ and a new favorite pair of shorts, it’s worth it.And sorry for the dark and blurry pics, one of my lights are out. 

One thing that helps me lose weight.

Goal clothes. 

It would be pretty insane for me to buy clothes for retail price, not knowing if I’ll ever fit them or not. That’s why my goal clothes are usually thrifted. I got these high waisted shorts a while back, and they hardly buttoned.  Now I can fit them pretty nicely, although I should wait to get thinner to wear them out. For 1.99$ and a new favorite pair of shorts, it’s worth it.

And sorry for the dark and blurry pics, one of my lights are out. 

I hope they never forget what their license plate is.

I hope they never forget what their license plate is.

That moment when you’re putting on chapstick and it falls, but is caught by your cleavage. And stays there.

“Omgosh. The black slave cooking the food” - Danala. “Dat’s real hood shit”- Danala.

“Omgosh. The black slave cooking the food” - Danala. 

“Dat’s real hood shit”- Danala.

Yo. Idk where the fuck my memory card is. 

Yo. Idk where the fuck my memory card is. 

Did you know?Jordan used to play volleyball.She is not as pretty with no makeup on.Her toes are cold. 

Did you know?

Jordan used to play volleyball.
She is not as pretty with no makeup on.
Her toes are cold. 

Home on a friday night ~

lol.

When people get into an argument and their point is proven to be wrong or completely invalid. And then they say they were “just kidding” or it “isn’t a big deal”.

Drankin.

Drankin.

lol no make-up pics lol.

Going to watch movies with Tina and sleep.