March 2012
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February 2012
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In highschool, I TA'd for the cutest teacher ever.
No, he was not some old wrinkle-y guy. He is about 23. Funny, smiley, and still thinking he can change the world through teaching inner city kids geometry.
He’s on facebook right now. I’m no longer in highschool. How unethical would it be to IM him?
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Things.
I knew that drinking + a DSLR was a bad idea. Horrible, and obviously inebriated, pictures of me on someone’s camera that I don’t know? Awesome.
Those pictures are now on facebook. Of people I still don’t know.
I have high standards for girls. When I find someone I think is cute, I could spend a good amount of time stalking their pics.
I am in fact a creep.
I currently...
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been in a real relationship? If so, who were your past boyfriends?
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“CHICO police shut down a one-man bike theft operation. More at 11.” While I’m watching 30 Rock. Breaking news in Chico.
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“Except during very scary dreams, your genitals become aroused during REM sleep. You have an erection or increased vaginal lubrication and clitoral engorgement, regardless of whether the dream’s content is sexual.”
Anonymous asked: Jordan you're gorgeous! :] What brand of false eyelashes do you use?
jn-hn asked: Lol your body has always been perfect jordana
Anonymous asked: i still prefer the fat you. :)
l3lackboi asked: Hey, i've been following you for awhile now and idk why i'm just now telling you this.. but you're reaaaaally gorgeous and i think your sense of fashion is amazing :)
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Anonymous asked: I've never seen your androgynous side before. I love your "Chillin’ with my nigga Shakespeare" picture!
Anonymous asked: BITCH UH UH YOU ARE DOING TOO MUCH WITH YO UGLY SELF.FUCKING FAT UGLY ECZEMA BITCH. YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR CRUSTY ASS SELF TO THE ZOO TO BE WITH THE OTHER MONKEYS. OH AND MY QUESTION IS. WHY DO YOU LOOK HELLA UGLY IN YOUR TUMBLR PICTURE? ;)
Anonymous asked: What kind of cell phone do you have? Iphone4s?
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My day in order of significance to me.
I pooped.
I drank 3 cups of tea.
I had raisins with 2 of 3 meals today.
I liked my eyebrows.
I banged my leg on a desk.
We talked about Asian people and opium in Philosophy.
I ate ice cream. Today is my Friday. Today was a pretty good day.
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I used to always give out candy and Valentine’s Day cards. All throughout gradeschool. When everyone did it. And even when I got to middle school and highschool. But then it wasn’t something that meant anything to anyone but me really, because everyone just wanted free candy. Bitches.
