February 2012
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“CHICO police shut down a one-man bike theft operation. More at 11.” While I’m watching 30 Rock. Breaking news in Chico.
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“Except during very scary dreams, your genitals become aroused during REM sleep. You have an erection or increased vaginal lubrication and clitoral engorgement, regardless of whether the dream’s content is sexual.”
Anonymous asked: Jordan you're gorgeous! :] What brand of false eyelashes do you use?
jn-hn asked: Lol your body has always been perfect jordana
Anonymous asked: i still prefer the fat you. :)
l3lackboi asked: Hey, i've been following you for awhile now and idk why i'm just now telling you this.. but you're reaaaaally gorgeous and i think your sense of fashion is amazing :)
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Anonymous asked: I've never seen your androgynous side before. I love your "Chillin’ with my nigga Shakespeare" picture!
Anonymous asked: BITCH UH UH YOU ARE DOING TOO MUCH WITH YO UGLY SELF.FUCKING FAT UGLY ECZEMA BITCH. YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR CRUSTY ASS SELF TO THE ZOO TO BE WITH THE OTHER MONKEYS. OH AND MY QUESTION IS. WHY DO YOU LOOK HELLA UGLY IN YOUR TUMBLR PICTURE? ;)
Anonymous asked: What kind of cell phone do you have? Iphone4s?
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My day in order of significance to me.
I pooped.
I drank 3 cups of tea.
I had raisins with 2 of 3 meals today.
I liked my eyebrows.
I banged my leg on a desk.
We talked about Asian people and opium in Philosophy.
I ate ice cream. Today is my Friday. Today was a pretty good day.
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I used to always give out candy and Valentine’s Day cards. All throughout gradeschool. When everyone did it. And even when I got to middle school and highschool. But then it wasn’t something that meant anything to anyone but me really, because everyone just wanted free candy. Bitches.
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Wants a bunch of tattoos. But wants to be a...
Eff you world.
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Anonymous asked: How do you deal with a break-up? Any advice? -_-
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I have this horrible habit of always wanting...
Isn’t that how it always is?
Shit that pisses me off.
When you get a burrito and the place you go to doesn’t give you free chips and salsa. Fuck you.
duhmeatree asked: Double stuff goes crazy bruh. You're trippin
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Today is my Friday.
I have nothing to do. Ask me a bunch of questions, anon or not, and I’ll answer them in a video. :P www.jordanadelrosario.tumblr.com/ask
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