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I just read something that said the average woman was 5’4 and 140 lbs.

I guess that makes me average.

:) 

Short update of my life ~

• Done with my first year of college! 
• Came back down, went to Disneyland. Pretty much my first time.
• Back in the East bay, spending time with my bestfriends.
• Gym everyday now, working my fat and making my friends soreeee~
  -And it’s fun because it’s practically our own private gym. 
• Going to eat sushi today with Tina.
  
  
• Moving back to the bay soon. Going to start working as well.
  Man oh man, things are happeningggg! 

joellorin asked: "I don't mean to freak out (although I did a little bit), but I saw you at Disneyland last weekend! I've been a follower of yours for quite a while now, so seeing you in person was delightful! c:"

jordan says:

This is nice. You should have said hi. ^____^ 

rollinglumpias:

iminlikewithsam:

ALSKDJFALKSJDFALKSjdalksjdflkasd

FUCK AHAHHAHA

DYING

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chrissalabao:

Random. Maskin and shit~

Real niggas wsup.

*Tina’s comments in the background is my favorite part. 

I am so gay,

nipples turn me on.

Hmmmmm.

What are these for?

You crazy japs.

jamswellzumel:

The guy told us to do this, & for me to stop making my faces. No one stops me from making my faces. No one. 

Disneyland was refreshing, coincidentally fell on our two months. Good stuff right? Cheers to another one with someone I really am thankful for. 

Did no one notice that he was wearing Minnie ears? 

“Ugh this is sooooo lame”. - Me 

Anonymous asked: "Where did you buy your Levis Highwaisted cutoff shorts? And is it really $1.99? Its so cheap! I've been looking for one. :("

jordan says:

I got it from thrift town. Way back when their prices wasn’t as high. ^__^

Anonymous asked: "Where did you get your Floral button up from? It's so nice.(:"

jordan says:

Haha! I got it from the 99 cent store. SO yeah. :P 

It has been a long couple of weeks. Time to take care of myself again.

Had to screenshot it.

Robbin’ disneyland.

Dem minnies tho. 

I’M DYING. THIS IS THE BEST DOG COSTUME EVER.

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Disneyland, wsup.

Turkeyleg timeeee.

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